7 Deadly Sins (aka omg another meme)

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? I get pissed off, annoyed, mildly miffed and royally ticked off... but rarely angry.
What is your weapon of choice? Oathkeeper with a mongoose enchant. :0)
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? A loving "thwack" upside the head conveys so much. Forgotten anniversaries, birthdays, bah mitzvahs etc.
How about the same sex? Will there be hair pulling or mud involved? We might make a few quid.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Angry? At me?? *batts eyelashes innocently*
What is your pet peeve? Peeve free...other than spelling...oh and being late...poor language skills...oh and queue jumpers...ummm ...OK maybe not totally peeve free :0)
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Christopher O'Toole - Roe-Farm Infants school - drop kicking my dolly down the playground...feels like only yesterday.

Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Floss - I'm a walking ad for [bad] British Dentistry.
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4pm (however I was working night shift at the time!)
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My dentist...see above.
What is the last lame excuse that you made? Can't tell you as I will probably be using it again sometime soon.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Not much else to watch with no volume on pd11 at 4 in the morning.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? Zero (only set the alarm on dayshift).

Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I don't think Timmie's with 2 creams and 1 sweetner counts as "yuppie". Although Sally Struthers says I can feed a whole African village for $1.75 a day - so maybe it *is* overpriced.
Are you a meat eater?...*ahem*....
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Who's counting? Who lost count? Guess I have to start over...
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Paralytically comfy thanks! It''s all good.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? I'm British...nuff said.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? See above.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Only when I am dieting.

Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 1 - generally found curled in the fetal position and whimpering softly.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Can't get that BNL song out of my head now ...thanks a bunch!
Would you rather be rich or famous? Stinkingly, disgustingly, insanely, obscenely ...famous ...for being rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? I don't believe the "two week notice" thing is actually carved in stone yanno...

Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Learned to dress myself.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Learned to dress myself.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Still be able to dress myself.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Nah, everyone loves the underdog.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Racing against the under-5's in an egg and spoon race isn't as easy as it looks yanno....they cheat!
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? ....for the last time ...it was cold medication, not steroids...
What did you do today that you're proud of? Got up before noon.

Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Does it still count if the lights were off at the time? Cuz that's a whole new batch of therapy sessions.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? See above.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? What kind of lefty liberal phrase is "your chosen sex"??
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Is it too late to add "political correctness" to my pet peeve list above??
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? At the same time? Can you be more specific? Are you meaning an innocent 12yr old game of "spin the bottle" or are we getting all "alternative" with our "chosen sex" or "gender of choice" people???
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Phew...finally a question I can answer.... NOPE.

Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want a coloured voice tube. *pout*
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Someone with good taste and excellent decorating skills. :0)
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Me. :0)
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes...word to the wise never play Monopoly with J.M. as the banker.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I always thought wings would be a nice touch.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to resist doing surveys like this?

What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? See "gluttony"
Do you do the least often? See "lust"
Is your favorite to act on? All of the above.